You want to talk to me?

Coo. I'm not hard to find. First, check the gilded confines of your local internet cafe. Am I sitting near a wall outlet with my laptop and the menu's cheapest drink nearby and untouched?

 

No? You could try me over at Facebook. If that doesn't work, you could drop an email to sjl@stephenjlewis.com. I employ numerous toadies who, among other tasks, scour my inbox to filter exciting fan requests from irate bill collection reminders.

 

I also haunt Skype continuously, but do I really know you that well? Probably not. Unless, of course, you are extremely attractive or wealthy. Should either of these be true, I am happily available via mobile, voip, video chat, or personal engagement in your living room.